San Juan Capistrano

Sexual slang for having sexual activity with a condom, then after ejaculation, the male gives the condom to the female who "swallows" the contents.

Mary performed a San Juan Capistrano last night after I went up Hershey Highway.

by Allen Hawkinson April 25, 2006

Calista and Marc

The perfect match. Just absolutely perfect...

Person 1:"Wow see that couple over there?"

Person 2:"Yeah they are happy. Names must be a Calista and Marc!!"

by Billay john bakers bill October 24, 2011

Calista

A girl who is so so hyper and can' t help it. A girl is so so random and you never understand wat she is saying. But she is so so funny. And always makes u laugh. She is so outgoing and can talk to anyone.

A girl: Hahahah wow she is such a Calista!!
Dude: I know ....wat the heck did she say??

by limegreeny November 15, 2009

Cum Canister

1. (noun) A container used to store a large quantity of semen for future use.

2. (noun) A woman of easy virtue who has one or more orifice(s) open in which semen storage may occur at any given moment and usually quite frequently.

1. Someone spilled the cum canister I had in the fridge and now my lasagna is covered in jizz.

2. I thoroughly filled that cum canister we picked up at that shindig last night.

by NCEPhaloS May 2, 2008

Catist

An individual who discriminates against cats.

Oh, that dog is such a catist!

by Henckly January 20, 2005

Calista

A crazy girl with a weird personality!

Her name is Greek in greek it means "Most Beautiful"

IF you have a Calista hold onto her because you will never want to let her go

Friend: "Hey Calista"

Calista: "HEY!!! FRIEND!!!!"

by A cool buddy May 12, 2019

calista

calista's are the best you could ever ask for. However they have the worst mood swings EVER! she's caring, beautiful, smart, and will always have your back. When you meet a calista never ever lose her trust she is the bestest friend you could ever ask for!

Oh dang, is that calista?!

Omg she's so hawt

by ipeeondrains September 19, 2020