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Cuntitioner

Summer's eve is a cuntitioner
by Ant.A July 5, 2012
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cunticiosity

The quality or state of being an absolute cunt
Person 1: "Dude, check out that guy's parking job. What the fuck."
Person 2: "That had to have been on purpose. There's no way someone can be that oblivious to his own cunticiosity"
by TwinkieBaby June 19, 2013
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Cuntie Beaver

A Cuntie Beaver ( native to Canberra Australia ) is someone who thinks they are unique when in reality they are just one of many. They think they are different to all the others and nothing can get past them.
I seen how he treated his ex but I loved him and I really thought he wouldn’t do this to me. He’s played me like a Cuntie Beaver the whole time the man whore.
by DougieFry December 12, 2019
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Cuntitude

Measurment scale for the level of Cuntishness a person is able inflict on others.

To confuse matters, any level <1.9 is catagorized in the Arsehole catagory at Level 4 or above

Example ranges are provided below

0.1 - 1.9 Arsehole Level 4 - 6
1.9 - 2.2 Average
2.2 - 3.4 Politician Level 2
3.4 - 4.2 ASBO / Young Offender
4.3 - 5.3 Politician Level 3 & 4

5.4 - 6.5 Politician Level 5
6.6 - 7.8 Serial Killer
7.8 - 9.4 Politician Level 6
9.4 - 10.1 Total Cunt
10.2 - 99.9 Sarah Palin
''that dude is a bit of a cunt, at least 3.2 I'd say''
''what the fuck are you talking about?''
''Cuntitude, quantifying Cuntishness, he's 3.2''
''you're a twat.''
''5.2, cunt.''*

*5.2 may not be an accurate figure, there is a +/- of 3.5 when the cunt and subject are known to one another
by senseofnon December 23, 2010
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cuntify

verb; to make things all cunty-like (submitted by a reader of Harper's magazine)
1) "What's up? Are you in a bad mood again? Please don't tell me you're going to just go ahead and cuntify our whole night out."

2) Sandy and Denise had stopped inviting Clarice on outings, as her superior attitude had a cuntifying effect.
by Eve B April 16, 2007
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contiterate

To be more considerate with your titties. To be very generous with them.
1. Alyssa was very contiterate last night! I totally got some!

2. Taylor is not being very contiterate! I think i'll be leaving early tonight.

3. Farley talked to Kristen last night about being more contiterate. He finally felt a girl up!
by Thebighairy October 3, 2008
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Cuntillion

The coming out party for celebrity vag. The first time cooter gets shown getting out of a limo.
Did you see Britney's dress the other night? Neither did I, all I saw was vag as she got out of the limo, she was right on time for her Cuntillion
by AlanHarper February 26, 2009
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