Land Cruiser 

The worlds most capable off road vehicle. Beats any other 4x4 hands down in terms of style, engineering, durability, and ruggedness.

Land Cruiser, because everything else just sucks.

Land Cruiser by J25 September 8, 2005

Scooter Cruiser

A non-handicapped lard ass that rides one of those scooter things around the shopping center because they are too lazy to walk.

Watch out for that lazy fat assed scooter cruiser. She's not handicapped, she's just fat. She will run you over if you are not careful

Scooter Cruiser by yobkcis June 25, 2004

Cubicle Cruiser

A male, typically a pervert, who strolls around in his suit and tie. Likely to be found cruising cubicles or any other office area. If you find one of these near you hit them with a tranquilizer dart and keep them away from all female employees.

Did you see that cubicle cruiser on the bus? He was definitely checking out that swampdonkey in the corner.

Cubicle Cruiser by Laphonso September 28, 2010

PT Cruiser

The automobile equivalent of a mullet. Business in the front, party in the back, and no one can figure out why anyone has one.

Friend: I bet your loser roommate drives that PT Cruiser
You: You mean the MulletTRON3000? Yeah, that's his.
BOTH: Laughter

PT Cruiser by Turk Ruben April 4, 2011

Broadway Cruisers 

People who at night drag race down the main road of a town.

Broadway Cruisers: Let's go be annoying and drag race at midnight!

Broadway Cruisers by Itscoldhere September 21, 2009

Cruiser Panic Inducer 

The annoying car on the road, that leaves you questioning if the car is really a police car. This results in an obsene amount of panic followed by relief after the victim realizes it is not a police car.

Joe: Aww Dude! Is that a cop car behind us?!
Mike: Oh Shit! (Hides his weed)
(Car passes)
Joe: Aww Damn Dude! Just another cruiser panic inducer!
Mike: Say Joe, didn't you have a half eaten peach in the back?
Joe: Yeah go ahead and throw and throw it at him.

Cruiser Panic Inducer by Imacowboy October 18, 2009

Carolina cruiser 

Having sex while on the roof/hood of a moving vehicle.

I love going down to Charleston to visit Sally; she's always up for a good Carolina cruiser.

Carolina cruiser by andaddy September 22, 2009