Verb. Canoe Croissant (plural canoe croissants) (slang) A sexual act when a woman sits on a man’s face and she tastes like a canoe that’s been in Lake Erie too long, but he eats it anyways.
We were going to town and then she gave me a canoe croissant. The life guard should have shut that beach down a long time ago.
by Daryl Grove July 1, 2020
Get the Canoe Croissantmug. This is when you make a crescent formation with the prawns and have horseys as backups in case formation is destroyed.
Will: I shall unleash En Croissant on your mere mortal prawns.
Frankie: Ahh I'm scared of your superior chess knowledge, power, and ability under pressure to conduct such an infamous move, it chills my bones it does, it chills my bones right down to the core. Oh i will never see the world the same, the En Croissant is so terrifying it makes me wake up in the night. All i will think about now, Will, is your En Croissanting verb and higher-ranking skill.
Frankie: Ahh I'm scared of your superior chess knowledge, power, and ability under pressure to conduct such an infamous move, it chills my bones it does, it chills my bones right down to the core. Oh i will never see the world the same, the En Croissant is so terrifying it makes me wake up in the night. All i will think about now, Will, is your En Croissanting verb and higher-ranking skill.
by Pedal Man January 30, 2023
Get the En Croissantmug. The last name of a clear Mexican man. This last name is almost unrecognizable when showed at first glance but the more you look the more you can see booty croissant.
by UwU_Nuzzles July 2, 2019
Get the booty croissantmug. by Claredestclaire June 18, 2020
Get the the second croissantmug. I had sex with her last night, and I touched her afterwards and she had a heated croissant. vagina sex
by fannyexpert23 August 8, 2016
Get the Heated Croissantmug. by crabcrabcrab🦀 January 22, 2021
Get the poisson croissantmug. by That1Chung February 26, 2019
Get the Croissant Headmug.