The Creams and the Butters

A term used to describe horrible bowel movements, mostly explosive diarrhea and other sicknesses that make your bowel movements terrible. ie- creamy and buttery shits.

“Hey man, we still on for tonight.”
“Fuck that shit bruh, I got the creams and the butters.”
“Fuck man! feel better.”

by MeMe1996 August 5, 2022

bad custard creams

when u dye ur hair bleach blonde and it looks like shit so u go off w someone’s ex cause they’re desperate

“bad custard creams decided to feed the hungry jews, how caring of her!!”

by sis did May 2, 2020

Hit and cream

A euphemism that implies a one night stand (Netflix and chill, have coffee)

"What's up with Rachel and Burt? I sensed a lot of tension."
"Ah, last weekend Burt pulled the classic hit and cream with Rachel and didn't call her after."
"Yikes."

by CodenameGoose July 25, 2017

Krispy Cream

A Krispy Cream is the act of a fiery vehicular crash caused by a poorly timed blowjob

Friend 1: Did you hear Johnny got sent to the hospital because of a "Krispy Cream"
Friend 2: Hopefully he gets well soon

by The Krispy Creamer January 6, 2021

Sweet cream ladies

This is an older word for brothel prostitute.

Sweet cream ladies inspired a song.

by I, Wreckerrr October 23, 2016

Cream gobbler

A woman who loves to gobble cream for all men

Yo bro what are you doing tonight?
I'm going to this girl house she's a true cream gobbler.

by Anonymoustowho22 June 27, 2022

cock cream

Smegma, or milky slime beneath foreskin.

If you're uncircumsised and want a blowjob, you might do well to skim off the cock cream.

by talk2me-JCH2 January 17, 2021