Chaffage

The burning or irration of the inner thigh, causing one to walk funny, like someone who has a stick up his ass.

All this walking is giving me fucking chaffage.

by Anonymous September 19, 2003

caffeine

the only reason Americans make it to class or their jobs

Why didn't you go to work today?

I didn't drink caffeine

by jsgiv May 19, 2008

caffiend

A caffein fiend! Someone who cannot stay awake without caffeine.

I have to take a caffeine pill every morning, or I'll go back to sleep. {Socket face} Oh my dog, I must be a caffiend!

by Beach & Bong December 31, 2006

chaffed banana

when a girl scrapes your wang when going down on you,

Theresa gave me a chaffed banana, so I gave her a dirty pog

by kung-pow January 26, 2003

caffeign

n. a person who pretends to become hyper or otherwise energized as a result of drinking coffee, despite not actually feeling any discernible effects, often to a ridiculously unnecessary degree.

etymology: portmanteau of caffeine and feign

That guy is such a caffeign! He's only skipping maniacally to the beat of Miley Cyrus because he expected to become energized by the coffee I gave him, but in reality I only gave him hot chocolate mixed with poop (i.e.: Starbucks cookies).

by evlope December 12, 2009

caffing

(Pron: Khaffing) The act of gaining an erection; Acronym of "Cracking A Fat"; To caf.

Sami was caffing hard when Sally the land whale beached herself next to him at the New Year Eve beach party.

by Markymark2036 January 1, 2014

caffeine

The gateway drug. mmmm coffee.

(student is holding coffee in hand)
Random Person: you better watch out, they say caffeine is the gateway drug!

by SarahSANITY July 15, 2007