Cousin

A hillbilly term for wife.

Hank: No, it's my cousin's.

Kahn: Isn't cousin a hillbilly term for wife?

by Entr' Acte January 25, 2010

cousin

A Texan's marriage partner.

"Bessy Mae might done be mah cousin but she done did me!"

by 1337W422102 March 09, 2005

cousin

Like a brother to me. My bestfriend. 1 of 2 of my closet cousin.

whos my cousin hes my bestfriend

by beadleslover15 February 22, 2011

cousin it

The act of ejaculating on a females face then stickin her hair to the man juice. Similar to an "Abe Lincoln" but shaving of hair is not necesary.

After i came on her face i gave her a cousin it.

by M.A.C July 27, 2006

Cousin

A creeper- someone who is doing things such as facebook stalking, acting like a creeper or actually stalking someone.

"Sheesh can you stop being a cousin for a hot minute?"

by DJBUZZCUT November 20, 2011

Cousin

The most annoying fucks ever in the wold they Just piss you off and Shit in your pants

"Hi cousin YOUR A FUCKING DICK YOU KNOW THAT!!"

by Im a noob 2002324 June 27, 2019

The Cousin IT

The act of cumming on the sleeping females forehead and then swiping a layer of hair over it. Creating the infamous cousin it look.

The bitch fell asleep on me so I pulled the cousin It.

by Manbat666 January 14, 2009