You could ruin a wet dream

Ruining something good by adding an unnecessary comment.

Dude, you could ruin a wet dream.

by Skirt June 27, 2022

You could make a religion out of this

Meme, reference to the famous youtube video "history of the entire world, I guess" on the channel "bill wurtz".

From the video:
"Hi, everything is great, said some guy(Jesus), who seems to be getting very popular and is then arrested and killed for being too popular, which only makes him more popular. You could make a religion out of this."

by Justtryingtohelphere February 23, 2021

you could survive a car crash

to say to someone, 'you could survive a car crash' implys that they are fat, therefore would not be killed in a car crash due to all their 'padding'. in extreme cases, 'crash crash' can be exchanged for 'plane crash' or even 'a armageddon'.

Bek: OMG, I am getting soo fat lately!

Christina and Taylah: you could survive a car crash.

by C/B/T February 05, 2009

i could tell you, but then i'd have to kill you

a mob-like expression for the phrase "You will die if you hear my secret"

Guy 1: Duuuude, howdja get that Ipod touch?
Guy 2: i could tell you, but then i'd have to kill you
Guy 1: is that a no?
Guy 2: WTF was that supposed to mean?
Guy 1: you tell me,
Guy 2: NO!

by your best idiot May 23, 2010

you could drive a wooden person crazy

A midwestern colloquialism meaning that you could even drive a person who had no manner of sensory perception up the wall because you are beyond all natural levels of irritating.

Matthew Lesko could drive a wooden person crazy.

by Chainsaw August 04, 2005

Reading? I didn't know you could read.

The sentence Draco Malfoy says to one of his goons (that is actually Harry in disguise) when he see that he is wearing glasses

Person one: "Why are you wearing glasses?"

Person two: "Uh. Reading?"

Person one: "Reading? I didn't know you could read." *Looks kinda impressed*

by Clara Winters July 18, 2022

Shit so thick you could stir it with a stick

When you’ve had a particularly hard day, and the problems are getting to you; a lot of problems.

Coined by R.E.M. in the song “Bad Day”.

“Dude, my day’s been so rough. I’ve got shit so thick you could stir it with a stick.”

by MaybeARealWord March 31, 2021