corpus christi day

definitely NOT The Feast of Corpus Christi is the Roman Rite liturgical solemnity celebrating the real presence of the body and blood of Jesus Christ, the Son of God, in the Eucharist—known as transubstantiation. It is actually in fact a day in which we celebrate the greatest city on the face of this fucking planet, Corpus Christi, TX.
“Hey Fischer, you wanna go to whataburger with me to celebrate Corpus Christi Day?”
by Seymoore Buttz February 26, 2018
Get the corpus christi day mug.

hey b.s. corpus

A bunch of legal claptrap in which a prisoner requests to be released from jail.
In the musical "Chicago", Billy Flynn presents a flashy and compelling "writ of hey b.s. corpus" which gets da selfish murderess Roxie off da hook, despite her indeed being "Gil T. Azell" of her accused crime.
by QuacksO September 27, 2020
Get the hey b.s. corpus mug.

Corpus Crusty

When your wife doesn't have sex with you. You wait until she falls asleep then you jerk off and nut on her face so when she wakes up her eyelids are crusty and stuck together.
Woman, either give me sex or im gonna give you a Corpus Crusty.
by Brooks19840 December 18, 2023
Get the Corpus Crusty mug.

Labius Corpus

The woman suffered from LABIUS CORPUS and unable to mate.
by Icyblueballs April 07, 2022
Get the Labius Corpus mug.

Corpus Christi Blowtie

The act of engaging, with vigor, in the full penetration of a dolphin’s blowhole for sexual gratification.
Tylor: Man that dolphin was really giving me looks at the aquarium yesterday. May have to Corpus Christi blowtie it later.
by DrJay361 May 14, 2023
Get the Corpus Christi Blowtie mug.