Infinite Covid Concern Theorem

A scientific theorem used by communication psychologists: an upper-class white liberal will find a way to mention how they are more careful to COVID-19 virus than any other person in the room

"and then when we got to the theatre, they required masks, but said we could take them off to eat Popcorn... you can guess what happened haha"

"Does Dad talk about anything but covid?"

"He sure is proving the Infinite Covid Concern Theorem!"

by thatsrightimFUNNY March 20, 2022

facebook concern

When you're so concerned about something you Facebook it but not concerned enough to do anything about it in real life.

I'm totally (Facebook concerned) about this whole big massive subject

by BigRich81 January 30, 2014

lack of concern

It simply means you do not care

She had a serious lack of concern about her friends relationship

by Elfwarrior June 10, 2016

Hippie concern

A concern that's important to you but is considered an irrelevant, fringe concern for your government

Saving the environment without going to #bareshelvesbiden and without killing the industrial revolution ( by banning ice cars), I think that's a hippie concern to the Biden and Trudeau governments.

by Sexydimma March 25, 2022

false concern

When you say that you care about something, but actually do not care. Unlike sarcasm, then intention is for others to think that you really do care.

example on social media:

DON'T SCROLL PAST THIS WITHOUT TYPING LOVE

( image of dying/limbless child here )

user1: LOVE
user2: LOVE
user3: Is no one actually inspired to to learn robotics/engineering to help kids like this? To donate? To fly over there and help?
user4: LOVE
user2: @user3, idc. i just wanna play games and masturbate, but typing "love" makes me feel like i'm helping
user3: @user2, at least you're honest
user5: @user2, that's false concern

by sekkate May 6, 2016

Hostage concern

The concern shown in a conversation when someone continuously brings up a personal crisis until the other parties are coerced to acknowledge and sympathize with the other person's issue.

James always finds a way to bring his financial problems into our conversations and won't stop until I show some hostage concern.

by elHORNO June 15, 2010

Thanks for the Concern

The polite way to say "fuck off" to someone who has shown concern about a problem you're having when you don't want them in your business. Often used when you just wanted to rant about how horrible your life is rather than do anything about it, or when you hadn't intended for the news of your problem to reach this person. Almost always followed by an explanation of how you have everything under control now.

"Thanks for the concern, but I've got it under control now."

by Amateur Slanger July 3, 2012