a person that compares lana to lorde, a DUMB BITCH/FAG, imagine comparing 2 queens that make different kinds of music, even tho it’s still alternative
by Tree-MoreLikeFaggotry May 2, 2020
Get the comparing lana to lordemug. December 6th is National Compare Nudes Day. Compare explicit pictures of your body with a partner of the same sex.
by exwicka December 6, 2022
Get the National Compare Nudes Daymug. by Daderico February 7, 2021
Get the Comparitismug. by dildo777 December 10, 2023
Get the comparative fallometrymug. And who are other people going to compare me to?
Hym "Is it... Is it other people? Are the other people going to compare me to other people?"
Iam "They might compare you to you... Sometimes." 🤷
Hym "Maybe if you display a radical change in appearance. Lose or gain a bunch of weight. Get horribly disfigured or something."
Iam "Well... You shouldn't care what other people think about you."
Hym "If my identity is, in part, a matter of consensus; what other people think is perpetually relevant. I have to care what other people think. I don't have a choice."
Iam "Yeah, I don't think it should be a matter of consensus in the first place but I see what you mean... Hmm... Hmm... Does comparison constitute imitating the creature?"
Hym "Technically... Yes... Well... No. The creature cannot compare itself to anything else and, therefore, would make the act of comparison uniquely human. It's too different from anything to compare itself to anything. Humans are alike enough to one another to compare."
Iam "Huh... Right because relativity would only exist within the confines of reality and God exist outside of it... Right?"
Hym "Seems about right. I don't know I'm getting tired. We'll figure out in the morning."
Iam "Aight."
Iam "They might compare you to you... Sometimes." 🤷
Hym "Maybe if you display a radical change in appearance. Lose or gain a bunch of weight. Get horribly disfigured or something."
Iam "Well... You shouldn't care what other people think about you."
Hym "If my identity is, in part, a matter of consensus; what other people think is perpetually relevant. I have to care what other people think. I don't have a choice."
Iam "Yeah, I don't think it should be a matter of consensus in the first place but I see what you mean... Hmm... Hmm... Does comparison constitute imitating the creature?"
Hym "Technically... Yes... Well... No. The creature cannot compare itself to anything else and, therefore, would make the act of comparison uniquely human. It's too different from anything to compare itself to anything. Humans are alike enough to one another to compare."
Iam "Huh... Right because relativity would only exist within the confines of reality and God exist outside of it... Right?"
Hym "Seems about right. I don't know I'm getting tired. We'll figure out in the morning."
Iam "Aight."
by Hym Iam July 25, 2022
Get the Comparemug. When two things are both shitty and awful, but someone wants to whataboutism something else shitty.
Youre just comparing shades of shit.
They both are shit. It's not a competition. Stop trying to one up shit. If they're both shit. Stop splitting grey hairs.
Youre just comparing shades of shit.
They both are shit. It's not a competition. Stop trying to one up shit. If they're both shit. Stop splitting grey hairs.
Jess is an unemployed loser
Yeah but what about your bother John.
You're just comparing shades of shit.
Yeah but what about your bother John.
You're just comparing shades of shit.
by tepest January 2, 2024
Get the Comparing Shades of shitmug. When a parent compares their child with another
Noun: Comparent
Verb: Comparenting
Adjective: Comparenty
Noun: Comparent
Verb: Comparenting
Adjective: Comparenty
Joe's Mother tells him he should clean his room every day like Bob's Mother tells her Bob does. Joe tells her "stop being a comparent, you are always comparenting"
by Leah_Dav July 25, 2024
Get the Comparentmug.