Comment Talk

To carry out a conversation via a myspace comment; Usually while already talking to that same person on AIM.

Dude, i was comment talking with megan last, and she said she'd totally do me, and that was at the same time we were instant messaging!

by zac archer January 19, 2009

Comment Stalker

One Who peruses other people's comments on facebook or MySpace.

Tony became a Comment Stalker when he read through Maggie's wall comments because he didn't believe we were still in touch.

by T. T. A. T. February 7, 2009

comment sniping

the act of thanking someone who uploads content on the internet by leaving abusive comments, complaining that the content isn't presented in the way you'd like it to be presented.

Idiot: "Hey DICKHEAD, your upload SUCKS! You didn't even put a tag for white.cotton.panties.with.purple.hearts.on.the.front.but.not.on.the.back on it. People like you should be handed in to the NSA and SHOT at dawn!"

Uploader: (reports idiot for comment sniping)

Idiot: (can't reply because his ass got banned).

by Sheeppuppy October 13, 2013

comment virginity

a new person on myspace with no comments. To break one's comment virginity, one must leave a comment.

Yay, I just broke my friend's comment virginity by leaving him a comment!!!

by nekochan52 December 9, 2005

Comment Whore

Someone who comments on every, status update, picture, wall comment etc. on Facebook because the have nothing better to do with their lives... and they think they always know best

My God! look at how many status' Ray has commented on in the last 20 seconds, he really is a comment whore!

by jamie2brooks June 3, 2009

comment for

When annoying ass posts on Facebook or any social media make you comment for something.

"comment for jesus" and "scroll for satan" or something similar to that, you get the point.

by I cant even March 27, 2015

Comment War

A war that started when assholes have different opinions, usually happens on chatting apps (Discord, Whatsapp), Instagram, or Youtube video comments

Asshole 1: "Java better, bedrock gay"
Someone: "Fuck you!"
Asshole 2: "No, fuck you! he is right!"
Some dude: "Minecraft is Minecraft!"
Asshole 1: "No Java is superior!"
Some dude: "you have started a comment war!"

by Blaze, Agent Blaze . . . August 10, 2020