vomit comet

The late night bus home that you have to take when the subway stops running at 2am.. so named because all the patrons on it are drunks from the bar, and that alcohol induced vomiting is a common occurance.

fucking hell, i hate taking the vomit comet home.. you meet the drunkest weirdos on it.

by mrPrez September 27, 2004

cough comet

A projectile that unintentionally flies out of your mouth when you cough. Typically, a piece of food which flies out and usually at an inopportune moment. Also known as a coughmet.

Last week, I was at a conference and Tony was introducing me to a potential investor. He was some Swedish guy and was snacking on some hor d'oeuvres. I was shaking his hand and I think something got caught in his throat because he coughed and something flew out of his mouth right at me. My catlike reflexes allowed me to dodge his cough comet as to avoid having a splotch of chutney land on my forehead.

by the comand'r November 15, 2013

nutty comet

When you poop into an oversized tube sock and then smash it into someone's face at full force.

I stole Jeff's bike again and he gave me a nutty comet out of the blue.

by zhendo April 17, 2008

Comet Shit

The comet shit can be defined as a large hard turd (sometimes nearly perfectly round like that of a donut hole) followed by a spray of loose diarrhea. When defecating, often times the thrust necessary to push this initial round turd "out" creates a rocketing ball of feces followed by a shower of watery slime.

Dude, my guts are bubbling. I feel a Comet Shit coming on..

by BLACKLIST138 June 5, 2010

cometishian

A cometishian is an event that is open to anyone. It has no buyins, and no cash prizes.

It is a technique applied by tournament directors to make a tournament take a direction which involves less gambling, a more skill based tournament if you will.

Advocates of cometishian style tournaments say that the game becomes a sport, with no cash prize but the winner takes the glory and perhaps some token jewellery.

Jamie Gold wanted to enter the WSOP but he was broke, luckily at the last minute the TD (tournament director) decided that he wanted his cash tournament to be more skill based with no buyins and no cash prizes, just glory. At the cage, Jamie Gold was told he could enter because the tournament had now taken the cometishian style format.

by Gullanian November 20, 2010

Cum Comet

After waiting for a week, a guy sets up in his perfect penis place, and jumps straight into a 5-minute skeet fest. When he cums, his jizz shoots really high and really far across the room, like a comet shooting across the sky.

After going to church camp for a week, I got home and shot some cum comets onto my ceiling.

by el skeeto menito December 8, 2010

Cometbus

One of the greatest zines ever created.
Changed the mentality of punk rock and introduced the fascinating Cometbus-esque, a unique style of writing

Aaron Cometbus is a true genius. His zine, Cometbus, has been printed since '83 and it's still fresh and with a unique writing style. long live the east bay punk scene woo!

by dr. gruff April 10, 2008