cocked on my neck

When someone disses you or hates on you or causes discomfort

Ex 1: Did she say no to going out with you?

Yea, she totally cocked on my neck

Ex 2: my boss cocked on my neck this morning by having me clean the bathroom

by Petey75 March 27, 2011

Cocked it

Fucking something up royally

Yea brandon over there cocked it bad

by I_eat_dick October 13, 2021

Cocked Eyes

When your wasted, smashed or Cocked ... your eyes get red as a tomato.

Girl 1- "I look so awful in this picture."
Girl 2- "Yeah.. you had some cocked eyes."

by King of Krack-Kookies ! December 6, 2009

Cocked up

A bitch who can't help but have atleast 4 dick different dicks up her a day

Man, Jane cunt help but be a cocked up slut

by TacoBenda November 6, 2014

Cocked Myself

when you're completely aware of being cocky, and letting the other person know just so you can hold on to the small pride that's left

unintentional release of sperm in pants or leggings, a discharge

bruising own self with the body of a rooster or farm animal

Listen Jess, I'm not trying to be cocky here, but I have a thick mustache, am a professional gamer, and own not four but THREE GEDs AND, well, I just cocked myself.

Whaatt did you see the new Dane Cook stand-up? Cocked myself bro like.. haha

Skitsofrinic-Farmer Dale repeatably cocked himself.

by alejandr000 May 4, 2011

cocked out

V. To be shut out by a smokin hot girl, due to the simple fact that there are just too many other cocks around her. (for the less intelligent, this is not a good thing)

A common occurence at bars/clubs/frat parties.

I saw this amazingly gorgeous girl at the keg, but I was cocked out by the 8 frat boys she was with.

by teezy33 December 3, 2006

Cocked up

Raised both arms in air with a struted chest and leg aparts like Shahid Afridi.

As soon as he heard that he had passed the driving test, he cocked up.

by cypherx April 8, 2011