clog wog

Australian Slang for Dutch immigrants.

Look at that dirty Clog Wog!

by zappaisgod December 22, 2005

Clog fever

Inability, usually predominant in the black and latino community, to find a blonde with blue eyes unnatractive, no matter how butterface (or just plain fug in extreme cases) they may be.

DeShawn caught clog fever when he went to Michigan, that ho that he be tappin ain't even got no grill, brotha!

by Kimkom April 11, 2010

clog wog

An Australian term for someone of Dutch heritage. Used by mostly Anglo Saxon Australians. May be interoperated as racist, but is not considered racist by most Australians including Dutch-Australians. Comes from the term "wog", used for people of Italian or Greek heritage is considered racist (unless used by wogs themselves), however nowadays any term containing the term "wog" is becoming more casual and acceptable amongst the Generation Y.

"Hey look it's Rafael...the clog wog!"

by pete446 June 24, 2006

clog n' jog

To clog a toilet in a hotel and check out of the room before unclogging it. This will save you the embarrassment of asking the front desk for a plunger. It is common courtesy to leave a small tip on the seat of the toilet for the house cleaning.

Guy 1: Dude did you clog this toilet?
Guy 2: Yeah man, but I'm just gonna pull a clog n' jog, let's go!

by BassString September 20, 2010

Clog Ninja

A man so gay that he can run across a basketball court wearing clogs and not make a sound.

Clog Ninja

by djsmackywas March 8, 2012

Clog and jog

When you clog a toilet and run away from the toilet , leaving it clogged so someone else has to deal with it . Similar to dine and dash , but in a bathroom sense.

Charlotte : Alex , why is the toilet full ?
Alex: oh yeah, it's been like that , try plunging it

Charlotte : * try's plunging * * bathroom floods * shit shit shit what do we do?

Alex: clog and jog ?
Charlotte : clog and jog baby , let's get out of here

by Charbie126 August 26, 2013

Clog-Wearing Bastard

People who like the colour orange, weed, and despite not having English as a first language, are very fluent in it.

"If we lose to them clog-wearin bastards again I will not be happy"

by J April 16, 2005