When a man overly obsesses with the stomach of a pregnant woman. This usually includes rubbing hand and face on her stomach, occasionally stopping to sniff.
Hey Amanda, why are you crying!
Your damn roommate keeps asking to feel up my unborn baby! He's a Fetus Cletus!
Your damn roommate keeps asking to feel up my unborn baby! He's a Fetus Cletus!
by The_Frozen_Unicycle November 20, 2013
The forceful act of 3 men all named Cletus aggressively fucking each other in a car. Unlike a soup kitchen these men are not homeless. One is wearing high heels and another is wearing a Batman costume
Damn Cletus I heard you had a Cletus fest how was it?
Cletus: It was really nice. I met some other men named Cletus as well. There was a Cletus in high heels and a Batman costume. We had a nice big Alabama Cletus fest
Cletus: It was really nice. I met some other men named Cletus as well. There was a Cletus in high heels and a Batman costume. We had a nice big Alabama Cletus fest
by Big man Cletus October 16, 2018
13th October is Cletus Bartholomew Day! Celebrate by setting off fireworks & getting a cake with his face on! #goofy
by k19299 July 17, 2021
His Cletus cheese smelled real bad
by Cel.demers September 27, 2017
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by wendigo666 September 30, 2020