Clarying

To fall for a chick that was only using you and your buddies to benefit her and her friends.

Guy 1 - Dude, I invited that one chick that stayed in the tent with us the other day to my place.
Guy 2 - Bro, stop Clarying. They were just using us to stay warm. You shoulda hit it and quit it man.

by Doctor X.M. Gabriel Geneticist December 17, 2011

clarking it

the act of vomitting on a colleagues face, and in their pitcher, while at an indoor social gathering

Ian: DUDE did you just see Lindsay Lohan clarking it on Robbies face and in his pitcher, the bouncers are pissed

by captains of claxton October 1, 2011

clarking

When one gets high and engages into a sort of pseudo-profound speech that he or she believes is highly interesting and sensible while his or her audience half-listens, becomes confused, and informs the speaker that he or she has just “clarked” and has not made any sense whatsoever, at which point, the speaker also realizes he or she is making no sense.

(After non-sensibly rambling for 5 minutes), “Dude, you just clarked. You’ve been clarking for five minutes."

by dick_pfister December 31, 2009

Clarking

When arguing online with a complete stranger, defending a meme and getting sexual pleasure from the recipient.

Man that guy is clarking it on Facebook today, it was only a meme.

by Mr.Wrestling mark April 9, 2021

Clarking

Losing all your money at the casino. Not knowing when to quit.

Like Clark Griswald in Vegas Vacation.

Man, the tables took everything.

Yup, I saw you Clarking it big time.

by JUlCEBOXHERO March 2, 2011

Clarking

Being in a state of such utter intoxication, that you are a mere heartbeat away from overdosing. Usually involves complete unresponsiveness, lazy eyes and/or extreme nodding out.

A: "check out travis over there!"
B: "i know! he's clarking hard and he spilled bong water all over!"

by grunderpump July 2, 2011

CLARKING

Clarking is when you take two fingers and use them as an ass didlo.

Mrs Clark do you know what clarking is?

Did you see Jeffery clarking himself in the Atrium?

by eppes November 7, 2008