camouflage

A gay man/women that is married with wife and children.

A person that is married to or dating the opposite sex to mask the fact that they're gay.

Stephen's camouflage allowed him to go unnoticed at the country club.

by Scott Campbell July 29, 2008

camoflagery

when something has good camoflage

That tree has camoflagery

by bread infection December 28, 2005

Camouflage snuggly

A typical snuggly with pockets, floor length, Camouflage in color.

I wish I had a new Camouflage snuggly.

by Bubba Duke November 13, 2016

Fart-camouflage

n. and v. The act of synchronizing coughing and/or flushing with an upcoming, potentially noisy fart in order to merge the sounds and avoid judgement from others when exiting. This usually happens in public restrooms or thin-walled houses; mostly done by females, although it is done by males when there is female within hearing range, fearing it might be a turn-off.

Girl 1: What the hell, Daisy flushed three times already.
Girl 2: Yeah, that's her fart-camouflage.
Girl 1: What a waste of water.

Dude 1: You ok man? Heard you coughing back there.
Dude 2: Yeah man, I was fart-camouflaging -- Daisy gets turned off by my farts.

by Oranjes May 4, 2013

wine camouflage

when a woman wears red lipstick when planning on drinking red wine so as to hide the fact that she's a lush with wine stained lips

That woman is wearing wine camouflage so you can't tell that she just drank that whole bottle!

by winochic January 15, 2014

armpit camouflage

When you use an axe/old spice deodorant spray instead of showering in the morning.

I had to use some armpit camouflage because I woke up late for work.

by Garak67 May 4, 2016

Social camouflage

The art of a altering ones personality in different groups of people.

Yeah, he goes out all the time and he’s always asking different around other people, it must be a way of social camouflage.

by Sebihran May 24, 2021