Chesapeake Bay Lovers

A movement founded by a mysterious mustache man in the Chesapeake Bay region for the purpose of spreading the good news of love for the Chesapeake Bay. This movement may be found to coincide with Catholicism and other sects of Christianity.

Chesapeake Bay Lovers are known for the phrase , ‘It ain’t easy.’ This statement is usually preceded by some reference to the adjetive, ‘brackish.’
A Chesapeake Bay Lovers will often refer to themself as, ‘brackish.’

by Chesapeake Bay Oyster #11 March 15, 2025

The Chesapeake Blues

A bad case of the crabs

That skank had a bad case of the Chesapeake Blues

by SDrayden September 20, 2012

The Chesapeake Ripper

A Psychopathic Murderer who Cannibalized 39 Criminally Insane criminals after a Karen Banegas cheated on him.

The Chesapeake Ripper has terrorized the Criminally Insane of the Midwest because of a Karen Banegas.

by KBR#91Slut October 13, 2023

The Ol' Chesapeake Bay

When you go down on somebody and you get crabs, or vice versa.

Ryan over here is a victim of the Ol' Chesapeake Bay, woke up with crabs.

by Big Kevster December 6, 2025

The Cheasapeake Classic

Performed by those who are uncircumcised who stuff their forskin with blue fin crab, striped bass, and shrimp meat and pull back the forskin while getting head. This allows all the wonderful flavors of the cheasapeake into one serving of degrading bliss.

She looked like she needed a high protein shake so I gave her The Cheasapeake Classic

by mudROCKET September 23, 2009

Cheapsake

A tacky, inexpensive tourist souvenir. A crappy holiday keepsake.

"Hey, look at these little green fluorescent Eiffel Tower statues, they're only one Euro..."

"Oh, honestly Larry, you always buy the tackiest cheapsakes. Gaaaaahhh...!!

by bill cauliflower January 23, 2019

Chespeake bay clam chowder

A woman has diarrhea on a man, puts the white part up his ass, and does a white poop on her chest.

My cousin gave me an Chespeake bay clam chowder.

by Thegamerblocky June 4, 2023