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camotexting

verb; an act common in college classrooms today; students camouflage their texting activities by giving the impression they're in deep concentration studying a textbook laying on top of their desk. The student, by lowering the cell phone just underneath the front edge of their desk, will then bend their head slightly down and forward, giving the teacher the appearance the student is reading when in fact the student is camotexting.
noun; camotext - text sent or received while in the act of camotexting.
Teacher: Bron are you visiting with friends when you should be working?
Bron: No teacher, I am reading this book.
Jane: No he is not teacher, he is camotexting - he just had me read the camotext he sent to Sally.
by Ergotellall April 13, 2008
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CMOTUS

Acronym for: Chief Marxist of the United States
By encouraging views of Capitalism as evil, by increasing taxes to "re-distribute the wealth" of the country, by taking over the privately held auto and financial industries of the USA and placing them into government receivership without Constitutional authority, by attempting taking away freedom of choice in health care decisions by the individual and punishing the productive and self-reliant, Barack H. Obama, currently occupying the office of POTUS, has proven himself CMOTUS.
by BonnieBlue August 2, 2009
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camotyping

the use of symbols to substitute letters, especially vowels, when typing curse words. especially useful when messaging at work.
{Excerpt from an instant message on FB}

---yeah, that crazy b!tch f&cked my sh^t up last night!

---why are you camotyping? is your momma looking over your shoulder or something?
by oingo_boingo September 14, 2011
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comoto dragon

A badass lizard who doesn't need wings to fly!
Man look at that comoto dragon! It's a fire breathing bitch!
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comoturgery

The mass death of orphan babies in a hospital due to a power outage
Did you hear the news? There was a comoturgery at the hospital last night due to the storm
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cfmticoyf

i’m gonna cfmticoyf
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cfmtifa

Come fuck me till I fall asleep
Hey, cfmtifa lol
by STFUALMDYD October 11, 2021
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