cellular faux

Coming from the word cellular, which is another name for cellular phone, and faux, French for false.
A method of avoidal using a cellular phone. This is done usually by sampling ring tones then acting like it's a call. All of this is done in the user's pocket if he/she is an expert. Otherwise, behind the back.

Sarah avoided the Jehovah's Witness solicitations on the street because she excecuted a perfect cellular faux, therefore saving a good chunk of time.

by s0x0r September 23, 2005

cellular envy

Getting jealous at that person with that swank new cell phone.

Cellular envy? Naaah, I'm quite fine with my old trusty Nokia. After all, I use my cell phone for communicating, for calling people. I like to keep things separated.

by Adel7 December 28, 2007

cellular moment

The point at which a cellular phone call is dropped and the conversation is picked up again. Conversations sometimes reconnect or pick up in a different place. Similar to a senior moment that happens in a conversation with at least one old person in the conversation.

I was talking to you when the call dropped. I do not know where to pick up. We just had a cellular moment

by cool pseudonym September 23, 2009

Cellular rape

The use of a cellular device without the owner's consent.

Nik commited an act of cellular rape when he took my phone and sent a message to Nathan without my consent.

by Phalanger3 June 12, 2015

Us cellular

A scam phone company that takes advantage of dumb rich farmers in rural America.

Person- Why haven't you answered your phone in a month?

Other person- I have us cellular.

by Birdie Fett December 12, 2020

Cellular Service Plan Syndrome

A situation where you can have anything except exactly what you need.

I was trying to buy an airline ticket online and met with a nasty case of C.S.P.S.

by Noel S December 3, 2003

Cellular motorboating

Utilizing a cellular device to engage in the act of motorboating.

Phone conversation:

Ring, Ring
Sam: "Hello"
Erin: "Hey buddy, how are you?"
Sam: "Good, what up?"
Erin: "Dude, put your phone on Karen's tits and rub it back and forth."
Sam: "Dude, what's wrong with you?...but ok"
Erin: "Haaaa"
Sam: "Dude are you really cellular motorboating my girlfriend?"

by Hampton's Finest 2 August 16, 2012