A sex act where at the point of jizzing the penis is held down and released so the semen is catapulted.
John: totally did the Yoghurt Catapult last night
Richard: really, how far did you get?
John: 5 feet and then some.
Richard: really, how far did you get?
John: 5 feet and then some.
by Socratov January 11, 2022
Get the Yoghurt catapult mug.The act of inserting your flaccid penis into your own rectum and then becoming sexually aroused causing the penis to snap out of the anus and launch shit onto one's chest and chin.
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The act of cumming deep in a hoes throat and proceeding to punch her stiffly in the diaphragm. This causes the nut to shoot out of her mouth like the before mentioned catapult.
by Whoocat April 13, 2023
Get the Bulgarian Catapult mug.When your cum/chowder load is so built up that you shoot your parter across the room like a god damn magic show, not to be confused with a Seattle Shot Put.
Wow did you see The New England Catapult over there!? I hope she is ok and would help here, but she has cum dripping out of her at the moment.
by Vince Morgan January 1, 2019
Get the The New England Catapult mug.Noun. A game in which men compete to see who can throw a watermelon from the farthest distance into a female's vagina.
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Get the Ethopian Catapult mug.When nearing completion of "69", the woman shall the sit up covering your face. Then with said woman sitting up you take your penis and bend it down as tho charging a catapult. When you are about to cum you let go of your penis in which it then flings cum onto said woman. The target would be her face. Your face is safe from all casualty due to her sitting on your face.
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