Cat

Better than a human could ever be. Here's why-
1) Look into a cat's face. You should be able to tell that they know something you don't.
2) They get to sleep 18 hours a day and play for the entire other 6.
3) Who is cleaning up who's litter box here?
4) They are able to move faster than you can, can land on their feet, and can move through tighter spaces than you can.
5) Dogs have owners; Cats have staff.

Cats are simply better than you.

by musicfan62 March 17, 2009

on cats

On dogs but instead of dogs, it’s cats. Slang for “I swear”

Me: I love you nails! Where did you get them done?
Ebony: I do them myself, on cats.

by Mamisitas4evr May 09, 2019

Cat

Cat

Def. Slang for a guy.

"Hey yo, who's that one cat over there talking to those females."
Or
"Yea he's a young cat and he's new to the game."

by realboujee May 17, 2023

Cat

The cutest animal ever!!!!!!!!

I like cats.

by CatEatingAnApple November 12, 2019

cat

the best thing ever

my cat is good

by 12345678910 chan mek March 25, 2017

Cat

A furry, small animal that is usually kept as a housepet. Women tend to be more fond of it than men, and they love the traits cats have but hate it in their spouses/partners.

Things a Cat Does That Women Adore but Hate in Men:
1. They don't come when you call.
2. They can be very independent.
3. They can be out all night.
4. They always think they're right.
5. They think they're better than you, but it's you who feeds them.

6. They're furry.

A cat goes "meow".

by Paige the Great April 23, 2010

Catted

1. "dipped out"
2. "scandalous"

Example:
- Hey you want to come to the party tomorrow?
- oh fur sure! ill bring the booze!
(next day)
- aye were you at? the party started a long time ago.
- oh sorry bro i cant make it, i forgot to tell you
- dang you catted (medium tone)

by Gonzo fo sho December 20, 2009