Ultra cool dude with a wicked combover who smells like pea soup and likes to speak in catch phrases that are almost one word and not quite another.
Senor Cardgage, suspicously coming out of the bushes: "Oh, excardon me."
Homestar, passing by: "I don't know what that means . . . and you still smell like pea soup!"
Homestar, passing by: "I don't know what that means . . . and you still smell like pea soup!"
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The Cardiff Comet was first spotted in the Cottage pub, Saint Mary Street, Cardiff on 16th August 2010. It consisted of a fat woman followed by 5 or more women of decreasing size.
It is not known whether the smaller women were fragments of the larger women or individuals in their own right.
The Cardiff Comet is thought to be less predictable than celestial comets but is easiest to spot on a Monday night when only hard drinkers are out in Cardiff. There may a correlation with the hen night.
It is not known whether the smaller women were fragments of the larger women or individuals in their own right.
The Cardiff Comet is thought to be less predictable than celestial comets but is easiest to spot on a Monday night when only hard drinkers are out in Cardiff. There may a correlation with the hen night.
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