Caramel Pollock

A form of prefanity invented by Tycho of Penny Arcade.

The act of a condom exploding in use due to pressure. The effect is akin to a Jackson Pollock painting.

I'm really worried that next time we have sex I'll Caramel Pollock. It almost happened last time, and I wouldn't be able to stand the embarrassment.

by The whiter guy August 19, 2009

Caramel Kitten

a big booty yellow bone bitch, who entertains groceries, and animals by shaking her ass in public singing her theme song and making orgasm faces.

Guy 1: Hey bro, I was at walmart yesterday and I seen caramel kitten!

Guy 2: Forreal? was she twerking by the apples?

by killajoker June 11, 2013

Caramel Steamer

The act of pouring hot caramel into a gaping asshole, then shitting it out.

David gave me an intense caramel steamer last night.

by Jack's ass January 18, 2011

caramel milkshake

When three white guys gangbang a latino girl and they all cum in different holes. The woman is then picked up and shaken around and thrown to the ground. The guys then drink their own cum out of each of the holes.

me and the boys gave that latino chick a caramel milkshake

by IReallyMissMaWiggaaaaaa October 19, 2017

caramel surprise

Caramel surprise refers to when the female partner in an all white relationship gives birth to a mixed baby.

You should have seen the look on Dave's face when him and his wife had that caramel surprise.

by Imafirenmahlazors March 8, 2011

Caramel Loop

Something a freak bus driver would say or write all over the bus, for a reason that only God knows..

Dude Jacob, what does it say on the bus drivers steering wheel?

Ahh Dude, its something weird like Caramel Loop

by Pixie97 August 11, 2010

Caramel boys

A guy that is mixed race, (black or "African American" and white). Often having tan skin, curly hair, and light colored eyes.

Mmmmmm..,, gotta love them caramel boys.

by Whitegurl420 October 13, 2016