Canadian History

a term coined by canadian "mount"ies for when you use maple syrup as lubrication to insert the whole of the stanley cup in your rectum while wearing moose antlers and screaming wayne gretzky's is my daddy!

all we did in class today was learn about canadian history

i was so excited aboot that hockey game i decided to do a little canadian history last night

wayne gretzky is the only important part of canada's history so im going to go do some canadian history

by SANDMAN!!!! February 05, 2010

Canadian History

A Mountie with a Granny Fetish

My porn-addict friend is 'totally' into Canadian History. OK.. it's not really a friend.

by nottomwaits February 06, 2010

Canadian History

Performing the act of sex known in America as "doggie "style, but in Canada as "moose" style while in the snow, yelling "ey" instead of "O", while at the same time giving your parnter a maple syrup enema.

In a 2009 article in The Beaver, Canadian History was reported as one of Prime Minister Stephen Harpers favorite past times.

by Kid Kracker Jack February 05, 2010

canadian history

step 1. dump maple syrup on a sleeping mans flaccid venison stick.

step 2 wait about two hours for the maple syrup to crystalize and get hard, eh.

Step 3 Wake up the sleeping canuck with moose porn which don't cha know gives every canadian man a woody faster than any canadian bacon strip ever could

step 4. laugh at the stupid canuck

Canadian History is why wayne gretzky's wang actually looks like a hockey stick

by Maximus D Meryan February 06, 2010

Canadian History

A sex act involving the application of maple syrup via a beer bottle while tied to a set of moose antlers and the use of a hockey stick both as a spanking intstiment and as a inertable sex toy

afterwords you eat bacon and drink a beer

did you hear Paris Hilton performed a Canadian History in her latest sex tape

by Mr. Xero February 05, 2010

Canadian History

Shit bags full of cock rocks and a pussy farting moose inside a Stanley cup after it has been shoved repeatedly and forcibly into a maple-syrup lubricated rectum.

Canadian History is indicative of the current state of society.

by Genius Industries February 06, 2010

Canadian history

Used to refer to something very sad that should be forgotten.

John's death is like Canadian History.

by Riptides February 05, 2010