'Crattitude

(n.) the attitude, typically piss poor, assumed by any foolish individual drinking Aristocrat Vodka, aka 'Crat.

Guy 1- "Did Keith just bong a solo cup of 'Crat?"
Guy 2- "Yeah, I wish he hadn't too, he gets a bad 'Crattitude from drinking that shit!"

by Da Sperminator January 24, 2011

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wallet crater

when the outline of a condom can be seen on the outside of your wallet

Dude! I can totally see that wallet crater. Can you hook me up?

by Phun E duder October 23, 2009

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The premier drinking spot in all of Massachusetts, everyone in the state knows about it. Located in East Milton. Hundreds of high school kids go every weekend, gas beers, and get absolutely buckled. Legendary spot. Huge fires and huge crowds of absolute studs.

Background info : back in the day, the Milton kids used to stew at the quarries. Then they built granite links golf course in the early 2000s, so they needed a new spot. That's how the cratah was born. Whoever discovered this spot is literally Jesus Christ. The real MVP. Ever since then, its been nothin but full sends.

"Wanna hang in Emil tonight?"

"Ya for sure."

"Word. We're hittin the crater. Bring sauce, and pack a lunch, it's gonna get wild."

by Timmmaaayyyy October 4, 2018

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crater

Verb. To fall as if from a great height, hit the ground with a significant impact, and end up below ground level. Used figuratively to describe a severe downturn in popularity, reputation, value, etc.

The president's approval rating really cratered after the latest scandal.

My stock portfolio cratered during the tech sector implosion a few years back.

by Evac156 February 22, 2005

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Egg Crate

Similar in nature to the maneuver known as the Arabian Goggles. It involves taking the testicles and then placing them in the eye sockets of one unsuspecting victim (who's conventionally inebriated to the point of unconsciousness. Usually done where other drunk individuals witness the ordeal. Has been known to involve cameras used to capture the image for humiliation of the fore mentioned victim at a time when he's more cognitively fit to feel demoralized.

Dude 1: "Jimmy drank a fifth of 151 the other night and passed out sitting up in his chair with his shoes and all of his clothes still on"

Dude 2: "Oh no bro, somebody must have messed with him in a devastating way"

Dude 1: "Frankie gave him an egg crate. But I still say he got off easy. It could have been an atomic egg crate"

Dude 2: "True..."

by wrightr333 April 29, 2009

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