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Berklee College of Music

Berklee College of Music is a music school in Boston, known for its top notch teachers and world class graduates.

It is also very overpriced and has very, very few females attending. Fortunately Boston Conservatory is close by which has a very low male population making for...well you know where I'm going with this. Also a very high percentage of students are metrosexual or asian, or both. Metrasian.

Extracurricular activities besides practicing or jamming can almost positively include smoking mad blunts and drinking 40s.

Over all an excellent college.
"Berklee College of Music is the only college where smoking pot improves your grades!" -John Mayer
by patmethenyhasnosoul December 29, 2009
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Berkan is a man that could make any girl fall in love with him. His good looks and perfect height makes the ladies fall all the time. Even just saying his name makes girls horny. When girls hear his voice their ovaries explode.
Girl: omg what’s ur name..?
Berkan: Berk-
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Berkeley

A politically progressive California city of 110,000 across the Bay from San Francisco.

Home of the Free Speech Movement, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Green Day, Counting Crows, and the University of California (Go Bears!) a.k.a. "Cal".

The elements Berkelium (Bk), Californium (Cf), and Americium (Am), among others, were discovered at U.C. Berkeley.

The cradle of the anti-Vietnam war movement (which led to Goveror Ronald Regan tear-gassing his own citizens). Early opponents to the "Patriot Act" and the Iraq war.

First city to:
-- divest (remove investments) from South Africa, accelerating the end of Apartheid.
-- covert its entire diesel fleet to biodiesel fuel.
-- enact a comprehensive smoking ban.
-- voluntarily implement city-wide school busing.
-- implement curb-side recycling.
-- install curb cuts in sidewalks for wheelchairs and bicycles.
-- prohibit the sale of ozone-destroying styrofoan fast-food cups and clam-shell containers.

Barbara Lee, the only U.S. Congressman to vote against giving Pretzeldent Bush the authority to attach Afghanistan and Iraq, represents Berkeley.

Home to the "How Berkeley Can You Be" parade each September.
"When something happens in Berkeley, it spreads."

-- Tom Bates
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berkshire hunt

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Berkemeyer

Of Germain origin... people who can drink like hell, loyal, passionate, serious
Berkemeyer tanked that keg last night dude!
by The Berkemeyer August 11, 2009
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Bwerfs

somthing or someone who is crazy, going nuts, Insane, Mental used to express when somthing isnt going hasnt gone your way and has made / is going to make things slightly harder.
John: *Shouting* YOU DENTED MY NEW CAR DUDE, YOUR PAYING FOR THE DAMAGE

Stanley: calm down man, no need to go Bwerfs ill pay dont worry
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berkelium

An obscure radioactive element named after a university or summat.
You're about as popular as Berkelium.
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