buttmitton

a game of trading licks involving a tennis racket and spanking one another.

i decided that tonight just wasn't the night to shave my ass after i played a couple of games of buttmitton.

by ben November 13, 2003

Buttmunchingfuckstickassclown

Any person in a position of authority whom by virtue of their ass kissing abilities have elevated themselves to level where they are required to wear a cheap plastic nametag with their name on it followed by the word "Supervisor"

Sean is a real buttmunchingfuckstickassclown. He also sucks dick.

by Colon McTurdsmear March 17, 2010

buttmonkey

one who, through ineptitude, lack of confidence, lack of superpowers, or sheer ability to kiss ass, is the bitch of everyone around them

If only I could get zapped by a dose of gamma rays; then I wouldn't have to be everybody's buttmonkey!

by Anonymous May 15, 2003

burum

the act of getting so drunk that you start losing your possessions, including but not limited to, your wallet, cellphone, and girlfriend.

tom: dude you were so burum last night!
alex: i know! i lost my phone and my wallet
tom: at least you still have your girlfriend

by free spirited hippie1 January 5, 2009

Budum

a person whom one knows and likes, but not in a relationship; friend

Origin: Harvest Moon games

Hey, budums! Hows it going?

You are not my budum.

by Awesomeer12321 June 25, 2009

buttmuncher

person who you are mad at, and feel is dirty enough to munch butts, preferably stinky ones.

shut up you buttmunch

by weasel April 29, 2004

Butmuff

a. A rare genetic mutation causing severe excesive pubic hair growth around the anus.
b. An amusingly witty insult.
c. A piece of wintersports equiptment used to prodect the rump from impacts and low temperatures.
www.buttmuff.com

You sir, are a butt muff.

by Davio Grimmy April 15, 2005