buttholes

A game in which two people frivolously run around with no pants and attempt to stick a finger in the opposing player's asshole. The loser, undoubtedly, has a finger in their butthole.

I played a game of buttholes with Suzie last night. I lost... First time I've ever had a finger in my ass.

by SleeperInAisle1 December 15, 2008

ButtHoleSurfer

A name given to someone when they are stating the fucking truth or just damn logic, a ButtHoleSurfer can also be used in moments when you are about to be humiliated and need a way to confuse people and give you time to get out of that hell hole of a situation.

Will: question twenty four was the stoma—
Donald: WILL STOP BEING A ButtHoleSurfer AND DO YOUR OWN DAMN PAPER!

by BigDaddyDonny October 10, 2019

Buttholes

Buttholes are NOTHING to be laughed at, they are just a part of the human body.

There are over 7 billion buttholes in the world, its time to take them seriously!

by Buttholes are cool July 9, 2020

Buttholes

Plural of buttholes - aka a’festival’ of buttholes

Today I saw a festival of buttholes
Tonight, a festival of buttholes awaits

by Lemontarts November 12, 2021

Drinking Buttholes

The art of using someone's butthole as a shot glass

Hey bro, wanna do body shots?

No way, didn't you see Stacie drinking buttholes

by Aceboy812 August 9, 2015

Snotty buttcheese

Something that comes out of the belly button at 5:26 pm on August 19 and it smells like wet farts or Dangmattsmith and tastes like 38 year old butter

You smell like Snotty buttcheese! This tastes like snotty buttcheese.

by Pineapple on pizza is good July 1, 2021

popping buttholes

A surprise digital penetration of another’s butthole, with or without consent. Usually performed with others watching.

Let’s go popping buttholes with our freshly shaved knuckles.

by Eric whitefoot October 11, 2021