Butt Dialed

The act of inadvertently calling someone on a cellular phone, when your phone is in your pocket, or purse, or some other seemingly inconspicuous place where it should not be making calls.

Your Crazy Ex: Hey, I saw that you called. What's up? Wanna hang out? Wanna get back together? I MISS YOU SO MUCH!!!
You: Eh, sorry for the confusion, but I didn't mean to call. I must have butt dialed you.

Butt Dialed by Amran Al Hampran October 21, 2008

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butt dipping

to buttdip is to take an object and scoop out someones rectum/anus for a sexual pleasure. most often used by a spoon or any scoop type item. after the remains is scooped out the other person eats it

Adam is butt dipping amanda with an icescream scoop, and he is now eating it.

butt dipping by The Shiv April 20, 2009

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I’m shutting your butt down

What Quentin Tarantino says when an TV presenter wants to fuck with him asking why his movies are so violent

QT: ...I don’t want to talk about the implications of violence…

KGM: No, but you haven’t fleshed it out.

QT: It’s not my job to flesh it out.

KGM: No, it’s my job to try and ask you to.

QT: And I’m shutting your butt down!

I’m shutting your butt down by SebIs#SWAG January 12, 2013