buttmunch

A man who is a noncomittal source of annoyance while demonstrating a frustrating lack of responsiveness

Brad's slow or non-existant response time makes him a buttmunch.

by Jen June 4, 2003

Buttmunch

A fag; a homosexual.

1. Hey Buttmunch, get over here and suck me off already.

by Buttfuckme April 12, 2018

buttmunch

A person who enjoys chewing on asses for a living. The unsuspecting victim will end up with a sore ass full of teeth marks. Usually they will consume the shit of their unsuspecting prey.

"The buttmunch is coming to munch on you butt!"

Buttmunch: "Mmmm...I loves them asses!"

by Notta butmuncher November 14, 2006

buttmunch

Someone who tosses the proverbial salad

Monkey boy is such a buttmunch, no-one likes a buttmunch.

by Lifestyles of the rich and famous March 24, 2003

buttmunch

sum bitch that likes to piss people off. favorite hobby is annoying people. looks down on people even if they're tall. teehee.

"ohhhhmygawwwdd she is SUCH a buttmunch - she stole my boyfriend..."

by princesssparkle February 18, 2006

Buttmunch

Noun- Buttmunch, girl that drives you crazy, someone who teases you with information

Amy is a buttmunch because she wouldn't tell us what we needed to know

Amy is a buttmunch because she is blonde

Did you see Amy, the buttmunch today?

by abcdefghlasnkvn;nslgkns;lbnksd January 16, 2009

buttmunch

Someone who likes to munch the butt. I.E. Ashley.

OK, buttmunch.

by andrea January 26, 2003