blue butt monkey

While fucking your partner in the ass you reach up and start choking them until they turn blue. Then you cum on there face.

Last night I gave her a blue butt monkey because she talked back to me.

by kstan34 May 21, 2010

butt-monkey

A monkey that lives in somebody's butt, or a very pesky person who you want to feed to a rabid Mako shark.

Stop being such a butt-monkey and help me clean this garage!

by Shawn B. May 22, 2003

anal dwelling butt monkey

A monkey that lives in someone's hind quarters. it is usually painful when they enter and exit their home, if you are their chosen nesting spot. Such behavior of monkies can be found on the film Bruce Almighty.

1. guy: Holy freak, that monkey came out of his crack!
other guy: yeah, that's an anal dwelling butt monkey.

by Jump4h July 15, 2008

Anal-Dwelling Butt Monkey

A being that essentially lives in another's bum and mindlessly f*cks it, like a monkey.

Mike, who lives in St. Peters Missouri, is an Anal-Dwelling Butt Monkey.

by CHRISxxCROSS January 5, 2009

Butt Monkey

One who is led astray very easily, and is gullible to the point of embarrassment.

"I have been used as bait THREE times, and I am no longer going to be anyone's butt monkey"

by Maximillion August 16, 2005

anal dwelling butt monkey

The poor, sad primate that has been tricked or forced into one's rectal cavity. It is very common for the monkey to reside in to sphincter for up to three weeks before voluntarily coming out.

Is that an arm coming out of you ass? HOLY SHIT!! IT'S AN ANAL DWELLING BUTT MONKEY!

by neverknew December 21, 2008

ass-sucking-batmonkey

Adjective:
Describes someone who sucks up to everyone he/she things is cool

That motherfucking ass-sucking-batmonkey is ass-sucking my grandmother.

by Rondog December 16, 2007