buttfish

Another term for a bowel movement.

I dropped a massive buttfish after eating all those Krystal's.

by Leah Baker November 29, 2006

buttkiss

The physical act of placing your butt against someone else's and simultaneously farting.

Dude, when we buttkissed she had a wet one. It smelled horrible.

by unccary June 17, 2008

Buttis Face

A guy with a great body, who looks great from far away, but has an ugly face. Also known as the "good from far, but far from good" syndrome.

Man, even though Michael Phelps has a total buttis face, I'd still do him.

by Camdozer October 20, 2008

butkis

a dice game consisting of three dice
roll hierarchy as follows:
1. triples: 1s highest, 2s lowest
2. straights: 456 highest, 123 lowest
3. doubles: 1s highest, 2s lowest (on tie, highest extra die wins)
4. butkis (odds and evens): 246 high, 135 low
5. butkis: all remaining garbage rolls (on multiple butkis, highest total wins)

Human: Hey man, wana play a few games of butkis?
Other human: For sure, lets hope i dont roll butkis.

by Fallingcow December 30, 2013

buttis face

A Variation on "butter face", where the body of a female is above average but her face is dogly or at least slighty bellow average hence but-her-face. Buttis face refers to to the male who has a hot body yet appauling face.

"Fuck Joel is a major buttis face, the body is fiiiine but that face is hellish"

by lulu February 22, 2004

ButtKisser

John; the employee; person who steps in and backdoors other employees, by pampering the president while the assistant to the President is out of town

John the employee, steps in while the assistant is out of town, makes coffee and tea for the President and also supplies her with doughnuts, and in the process, makes other employees, who are also buttkisser, but not "butt kissers" of equal proportion, feel guilty and look bad by not living up to the same buttkissing standards. :-)

by John Buttkisser October 7, 2004

Buttkiss

The act of two people spreading their butt-cheeks as far as possible, placing their asses together, and making their buttholes "kiss." Farting may or may not be involved

I want to buttkiss Meg Turney so bad.

A buttkiss is like 4th base bro.

by Fatnaps July 7, 2023