ButtHoleSurfer

A name given to someone when they are stating the fucking truth or just damn logic, a ButtHoleSurfer can also be used in moments when you are about to be humiliated and need a way to confuse people and give you time to get out of that hell hole of a situation.

Will: question twenty four was the stoma—
Donald: WILL STOP BEING A ButtHoleSurfer AND DO YOUR OWN DAMN PAPER!

by BigDaddyDonny October 10, 2019

Buttholes

Buttholes are NOTHING to be laughed at, they are just a part of the human body.

There are over 7 billion buttholes in the world, its time to take them seriously!

by Buttholes are cool July 9, 2020

Buttholes

Plural of buttholes - aka a’festival’ of buttholes

Today I saw a festival of buttholes
Tonight, a festival of buttholes awaits

by Lemontarts November 12, 2021

Drinking Buttholes

The art of using someone's butthole as a shot glass

Hey bro, wanna do body shots?

No way, didn't you see Stacie drinking buttholes

by Aceboy812 August 9, 2015

popping buttholes

A surprise digital penetration of another’s butthole, with or without consent. Usually performed with others watching.

Let’s go popping buttholes with our freshly shaved knuckles.

by Eric whitefoot October 11, 2021

Ze Great Buttholio

An epithet that stems from that of the popular magician Harry Houdini (Ze Great Houdini). This comical phrase is growing in popularity on the east coast, and is most frequently employed when the speaker wants to achieve a hilarious non sequitur.

Stephen: "Hey, Fernando, have you done the math homework yet?"

Fernando: "I am Ze Great Buttholio!!"

by OldPossum September 24, 2011

Buttholio

An RFP issuer who expects turnaround over holiday weekends and in time frames that is unreasonable. Stems from a belief that being task demanding will yield better results - often, no always wrong.

Mr.K. is a Buttholio!

by James Consultant August 31, 2006