Butterfucker

A person who annoys people to the point they snap.

Joey is such a butterfucker.

by Grade 9 student October 28, 2019

Buttercock

Coined by Pete Holmes:
A lost erection, a penis soft as butter.

Honey, it is buttercock! It’s land-o-lakes down there... I can’t believe it is not an erection!

by TheGarzo January 13, 2020

Butterfunkled

When two omish men go to Silverwood Theme Park and ride Timber Terror and eat applesauce without using their hands, while wearing all black in the summertime.

Yo Fred, have you butterfunkled recently?

by Sexy Crayons July 24, 2009

Butterdick

Usually used as an act of revenge. Butter Dicking somebody includes rubbing a stick of butter on your member, then rubbing your buttery member on the person (or something the person owns).

guy #1: "Theres something slimy on my car door handle"
guy #2: "Uh-oh, theres a note on your windshield that says 'You've been Butterdicked!'"
guy #1: "FML"

by butterdicker April 19, 2009

Butterfuck

Somebody who is either a complete dumbass, or someone who uses butter as lube.

Person A: 2+2=22
Person B: You are a complete butterfuck

by Wrath of Reddit October 16, 2017

Connecticut Buttersock

When a person is falsely accused of a wrongdoing so they harshly beat the accuser with a sock filled with frozen butter and then proceed to ass rape the beaten persons wife or husband.

Man after Principal Ken gave Steve 2 days of ISS he went all Connecticut Buttersock on him

by Pasta Salad Penetrator July 7, 2016

Buttersock

A jizz filled condom

After I finished sexing up Sam, I threw my buttersock on her face.

by Otaku26 July 1, 2012