butterball turkey ass

When the ass is just too round perfect and juicy.

"Damn bruh alicia has got one butterball turkey ass. Scrumptious!"

by actualfactual3765 June 1, 2017

Bitterati

The collective name for a group of Z-list celebrity has-beens who have no better pursuit than trawling low-rent Topshop launches and dining in sould-destroying chain bars

"Darren Day knew that, from that fateful day when he was turned away from the door of Chinawhite, he had joined the Bitterati "

by Richard Snapples Esq. July 31, 2007

Bathterbate

To Batherbate is when you are soaking in a nice warm bath to ease the worries of the day and you look over and see a bottle of hair conditioner. In your head you have an internal struggle to have nice soft manageable hair or to use this(at times expensive)fluid to stimulate ones penis to orgasm. Inevitably because you are in the bath to feel relaxed you choose to use the conditions to jerk off and complete you relaxation session. But then comes the realization that you have blown off a bunch of knuckle children into the water and now in an attempt to avoid them you just out of the bath...and so ends the relaxation.

While Frank was feeling ill he decided to take a bath. But having not locked the bathroom door his wife entered the bathroom to discover Frank "Bathterbating". And from that day forward he would never bathterbate again.

by Shorty McFrickerson February 22, 2014

Butterball

A sex act wherein the man shaves off all of his pubic hair so that his flaccid genitals resemble a dead bird, and coats his crotch in butter. He then drags his testicles across the face of his sleeping significant other, whilst gobbling like a turkey. Especially popular during the holiday season.

Autumn was angry when Patrick woke her on Thanksgiving morning with an especially greasy butterball.

by Uncle Pep-Pep November 28, 2010

bitterbitch

To complain bitterly.

Did you just read the first line of that whole entry and take it as an opportunity to bitterbitch?

by Fable November 28, 2007

banterbate

Idle chat about a topic of little relevance. A discusion that lacks direction and meaning.

I rang my ex-girlfriend last night, we banterbated for hours!

In science I was bored so I banterbated with Brad

by Rewi! August 4, 2005

butterbuttsex

One of the worlds newest and best websites having todo with anything and everything from perverted pictures to exploiting women. pictures opend for anyone and everyone to post and for other to post comments. be who ya are and do as you want. it isalso the act of appling butter to ones asshole to have sexual relation www.butterbuttsex.com !

lastnight i i had some butterbuttsex or
that butterbuttsex website kicks fucken ass!

by bbs management March 2, 2009