When going at it like dogs, the penis, moving quickly, then ejects from the vagina and enters the anus, often resulting in pain and extreme terror/pleasure.
Often to calm the victim of this "surprise", the penetrator yells
"SURPRISE BUTTSECKS!!" in a vain attempt to make light of this magical , yet, often horrible experience.
Often to calm the victim of this "surprise", the penetrator yells
"SURPRISE BUTTSECKS!!" in a vain attempt to make light of this magical , yet, often horrible experience.
Man: Oh yeah baby
Woman: Harder!
Man: opps i slipp.....
Woman: Ow. OWWWWW!!!!!!!
Man: Surprise Buttsecks!!!!!!
Woman: this date is over! Bus driver let me off here!!!!!!
Woman: Harder!
Man: opps i slipp.....
Woman: Ow. OWWWWW!!!!!!!
Man: Surprise Buttsecks!!!!!!
Woman: this date is over! Bus driver let me off here!!!!!!
by The Poonman July 3, 2009
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Not literally referring to a chunk of a butt.
Not literally referring to a chunk of a butt.
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You can have buttseckz with a girl if you follow this instructions:
1. Get to a party.
2. find an ugly girl,with great booty
3. make her drunk
4. Fuck her in the ass from behind.
5. in addition,give her a dirty sanchez with her crap.
You can have buttseckz with a girl if you follow this instructions:
1. Get to a party.
2. find an ugly girl,with great booty
3. make her drunk
4. Fuck her in the ass from behind.
5. in addition,give her a dirty sanchez with her crap.
Guy A:I gave Nadja great buttseckz.
Guy B:Does your penis smell now?
Guy A: No,she had to lick it clean,after I gave her a Dirty Sanchez.
Guy B: WTF LOL OMG u haxx0rz her butt.
Guy B:Does your penis smell now?
Guy A: No,she had to lick it clean,after I gave her a Dirty Sanchez.
Guy B: WTF LOL OMG u haxx0rz her butt.
by Bari March 30, 2005
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Uncle Richard threw me over his knee and gave my ass a damn good thrashing because he felt I was being impertinent. The fact I'm 39 and a headmistress and his penis erect throughout notwithstanding, I felt it wrong that he should leave me with blueberry buttcheeks for a simple misunderstanding. I came home and applied some antiseptic cream and slowly my ass is feeling like its old self - heavily sagging and puckered from all the ass fucking my husband seems to enjoy.
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