someone who always be eating shit. like this person could be walking on the clearest path and trip on their face.
by freaky lil shit November 27, 2023
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Katie: "Wow Sally, you really can take a huge dick. Who knew?"
Sally: "Mmmmfff!!!!" *enthusiastically looks up and nods, the giant cock still stuffing her slutty mouth*
Katie: *snaps pic and adds caption* "Your boyfriend probably isn't going to like you being such a cock munching butt slut. Should I send it to him?"
Sally: *pulls cock out of mouth and slaps her face with it, winking* "I want him to know he'll never compare to such a big cocked stud. Let him have it!" *slides cock into her lubed ass and twerks up and down on that heavenly fuckmeat*
Sally: "Mmmmfff!!!!" *enthusiastically looks up and nods, the giant cock still stuffing her slutty mouth*
Katie: *snaps pic and adds caption* "Your boyfriend probably isn't going to like you being such a cock munching butt slut. Should I send it to him?"
Sally: *pulls cock out of mouth and slaps her face with it, winking* "I want him to know he'll never compare to such a big cocked stud. Let him have it!" *slides cock into her lubed ass and twerks up and down on that heavenly fuckmeat*
by couldntthinkofausername October 17, 2017
Get the cock munching butt slut mug.One who is known to munch on the faces of butts, or an individual so irritating that you're almost positive that they munch on the faces of butts. See also: Ass hat.
by cliffordmermaid November 4, 2008
Get the butt face muncher mug.A word created by my best friend to describe my ex after he dumped me in front of my entire school because i wouldn't have sex with him for his birthday.
by Little.Miss.Bitch420 April 23, 2010
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by Gary35Martinel April 22, 2018
Get the duck butt log munchers mug.1. An individual who munches on butts.
2. An annoying person who should eat some ass; dirty, stinky, hairy ass.
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by Blah May 12, 2003
Get the buttmuncher mug.1. staggeringly irritating behaviour over a significant period of time.
2. a single act of infuriating or stupid behaviour, so serious it can be likened to a crime.
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by errochtybuttmeisters July 30, 2011
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