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bushman's blow

The act of riding one's nose of nasal debris using only a nose, a lung and a finger.
Can be summarised in 3 quick and easy steps:
1. Block left nostril
2. Tilt head to the left slightly (to avoid debris)
3. Blow. Hard.
Repeat process for right nostril. Then repeat until mucus has been ejected from nasal cavity.
If bleeding occurs, consult your crack supplier.
Not blowing hard enough will result in mucus swinging back to hit you in the lip, cheek or possibly chin.
Not recommended for use in overly public or indoor areas.
Billy didn't have a tissue handy, but a quick bushman's blow was all that he needed to rid himself of that pesky snot flow.
by coryinc September 26, 2006
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bachmannoid

Supporters of the daranged congresswoman from Minnesota's sixth district.
It is amazing that there are enough bachmannoids in Minnesota's sixth district to re-elect an obviously dangerous rightwing nutjob.
by bullet88 August 25, 2009
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Bachmann

Bachmann

A common sense, pro-Constitution politician who is frequently slandered by those who oppose freedom and the concept of individual liberties.

Anyone who opposes the homosexual agenda - a platform taken up by the most radical anti-Americans in their quest to destroy society - and refuses to help the "politically correct" bastardize normality.

A non-Kenyan who actually believes in the American ideals set forth in our nation's Constitution.

The political, and intellectual, opposite to the illegal Kenyan, bastard son of a whore, Marxist, terrorist-supporting, TelePrompter-dependent, community organizing, pile of excrement currently fouling the people's house.

Someone - usually a politician - who is not infected with the freedom-killing disease known as liberalism.

A person who is not the recipient of government enforced racism - the polar opposite of the brown stain who is illegaly occupying the Whitehouse.

Michelle Bachmann - Congresswoman who proudly supports our Constitution while tirelessly fighting the anti-American
Michelle Bachmann - Congresswoman from MN. Avid supporter of the Constitution
by Chuck Schumer July 25, 2011
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Bushman's Turkey

To furiously jettison mucus from the one's nose in geyser bursts. Block one nostril, apply large amounts of pressure through the other and aim downwards towards the ground. It should clear the nose instantly.

If not performed correctly, with sub-par pressure or dignity, one may be left with Jenolan Cave stalactites hanging from one's face perch.
Oh, look! Dave's banging out a Bushman's Turkey!

(Dave proceeds to excrete a series of lengthy mucus from his snoz)
by MC Ned Kelly March 13, 2010
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BusChang

This is used to describe somebody with an abnormally large penis or dick. This means that you will have to be able to see the “junk” that they are carrying.
Hey look at that bulge

Oh yeah that must be a BusChang
by Hayyoitsbuschang August 14, 2019
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whoosh bushman

A young bushman that adapts to his environmental situations with valour and well hungness.
Uses a whoosh bushmans brush to clean his shack or dog poo of his boots.
Look at that bloke, is he from the bush.
Oh yes, that young man is a whoosh bushman
by The Gashman August 20, 2009
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The Bushman

When a male performs a shaving ritual around a females vaginal area, collects the hair and sticks it to his face like a makeshift beard. Giving the effect that he’s been in the outback for far too long.
Bob- Jeez, I could sure shave that gash for you and use it for facial hair for my costume party. Just call me The Bushman Bob
by Chad Grundle November 11, 2021
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