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Scott Burrows

A Scott Burrows is that shitty kid in your science class that does weird things with his nose, pickes up on fads three years after they are over. He is constantly being nothing but a downer.
Kid 1: The new kid sucks
Kid 2: What a Scott Burrows!
Kid 1: Yeah
by Kitteh302 November 26, 2011
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burrows

To firstly drink 3 litres of sainsbury's basics cider, then go out and kick the shit out of a zumba fitness sign at a nightclub. Then to get a job working for the aforementioned night club.
"Last night I did a burrows and I owe them £270. Fucks sake."
by wardth December 2, 2011
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Burrows

Also known as a nickname for curly toenails

Symptoms include: cheesy smell
Oh! I havnt cut my toenails for a long time there looking burrows!
by Jdawg911 October 16, 2019
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borrowed humor

When a person, or people, take a concept from a popular TV show - usually a catchphrase - and try and make it funny in every day life. Effectively borrowing the line to try and create humor.
Guy, who is not Dane Cook, walks into a party and yells "Wait a second?! Who shit on the coats!"

This is an example of borrowed humor. Expectations were not confounded, thence humor did not arise from it.
by James Frost June 8, 2011
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Borrowed horses

A phrase after somebody makes an apology but you tell them it's too little, too late. You could see they were walking in to the mistake and their apology just won't cut it.
If somebody carelessly spills a pint of beer on a pool table and says "sorry". You reply "borrowed horses".
by 999JB February 5, 2021
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Captain Burrows

Captain Burrows, the best physics teacher ever. He has the same hairline and facial hair like Captain Price from Call of Duty 4. He's also known to low crawl through the classroom and wear a stuffed velcro cat.
Damn, Captain Burrows is such a badass but he gives some of the hardest tests, I got like a 50 on the last one.
by mr.bigglesworth010 April 22, 2011
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House burrower

A person who claims to be in an emergency situation and needs to need to stay in your house for a day or two until they find a permanent place and then never leaves until you threaten to call the police.
Hey, who's the girl in the corner texting?" She's a house burrower who has to leave by tonight or I'll call the police
by Endsurg June 22, 2011
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