burpsa

its me!

Burpsa is like the son I never had.
Burpsa is the worlds most badass individual.

by BURPSA! August 20, 2003

Burpstipation

The clogging of the throat of air vaulve that prevents burping, like constipation, only in the other end.

"Satty really wanted to burp, but she had burpstipation"

by Jupi February 21, 2003

Burpsnart

Usually a burp sneeze then fart. But can also be a sexual reference

Bro I had to burpsnart last night

by MinerInDestress November 15, 2017

burpsnart

A burp sneeze and a fart all in one.

You better not burpsnart in my house cause that shit will be one weird smell

by Amberluvs2 April 25, 2015

The Bumpus

A Mythical Creature found in certain parts of the UK, The Bumpus in incredibly intelligent being with superior knowledge of all things.

The Bumpus survives on a diet of Biscuits and Cakes, its written in the histroy books that Finest Scottish Short Bread Biscuits are a favourite but this has never been confirmed.

Due to the Outstanding intelligence levels people often refer to having an idea close to perfection as "having a Bumpus"

John: Dont know what to do today?
Mike: OMG, I just had The Bumpus
John: What is it
Mike: Lets go back in time and destroy Charlie Sheen
John: Let's do it!

by voldemort90292 May 9, 2011

burpes

Herpes that are found, or contracted, around the anal region. A portmanteau of butt and herpes that best defines how one receives and gives said herpes.

Dude the first: How did I get herpes?!
Dude the second: I told you that girl was dirty, man.
Dude the first: No, we only did it anal.
Dude the second: Foul! You got the burpes!

by tofubot January 12, 2010

BURPSNART

WHEN SOMEONE BURPS SNEEZES AND FARTS

OHH I JUST BURPSNARTED

by EDWARD FORT February 17, 2018