The Burns

Occurring in males after sexual intercourse or masturbation, the inside of the epididymis become inflamed and painful with a burning sensation, likely due to seminal fluid remaining inside the epididymis following ejaculation. The Burns takes time to go away, and men suffering from it should sit on the toilet with their penis aimed down to allow for sufficient drainage. If this is a common problem, you should speak to your doctor.

After wanking it with Sally, I got the burns. Took like ten minutes to go away.

by Iron Penguin March 27, 2010

Burning

A sexually transmitted disease when it burns when you pee

Man I've been burning ever since i fucked that hoodrat bitch Taiesha

by Redrum December 8, 2002

burn

to get playing time in a sport, minutes in a game or amount of playing time.

Yo coach give me some burn!

by Pierre & Nick April 11, 2008

The Burning

When a man gathers his Best bros and gathers all the stuff an ex-Girlfriend gave him and they have a ceremonial burning. Usually while this happens you tell manly stories or talk about manly topics or talk about girls.

Guy 1: Hey tonight we are having the burning
Guy 2: Who's stuff we burning?
Guy 1: Oh just my ex-girlfriends.

by Chaud Blaze November 14, 2011

burned

Getting, giving to, or having gonnoreah, an STD.

"Man, that bitch burned me!"

by Kalashnikov April 10, 2003

burned

To get "told", basically, to be insulted majorly.

Cassie got burned last night when her b/f called her flat.. OHHHHHHHHHH you got burned!!!!

by bobie November 22, 2004

burn

1) To diss someone extremely well. Usually they won't be able to some up with a comeback.
2) A dis.
3) An exclamation used when burning, or majorly dissing someone.
(this term was first used in the 70's, as you may know if you grew up then or have watched That 70's Show, however it is still used to this day by majorly cool kids)

1) girl 1: man, this soda is pretty flat
guy: ur pretty flat!
girl 2: wow, you burned her bad!

2) random person 1: man, u so fat they don't even make clothes your size!
random person 2: I ain't fat, I'm buff!
random person 3: hey, man, u gotta admit, that was a pretty good burn.

3) (the dude burns (disses) the other dude)
dude who did the burning: Oh! BURNNNN!!!!
dude who got burned: oh no u didn't!
(burn in the past tense is burned, NOT burnt!)

by dudeperson August 31, 2008