Bufordism

The philosophy of celebrating life as a dumbass.

The U.S. government has adopted a firm policy of Bufordism for all its employees.

by The Grottomaster April 13, 2011

Buford

Those button-up plaid jackets worn by farmers and bums.

It was a little chilly outside, so I put on my Buford before going out.

by Fishnizzle April 20, 2007

Vernon Barford

This is a school in Alberta. This school is full of angsty teens and nasty little boys. A lot of people got expelled so there is only little asians and brown boys that like milfs and orgies together in the bathroom.

Person 1: Vernon Barford is trash

Person 2: I know

by Diddle wankers January 28, 2019

buford

one of the hotter boys you'll find in high school. he is a whole beefcake and has a flat head, his booty is big too

wow y'all see buford over there? he's so dreamy

by gloriouscircus November 13, 2019

bumford

a crazy kid

see "mcbum"

ahhhhhhh, mcbum...

by Anonymous August 21, 2003

Buford

Buford is one of the hottest people you’ll ever know. In fact, he probably is the hottest person you know. He’s the kind of guy you’ll never forget, whether it be from his jokes, his looks, or his amazing sandwiches. If you are dating a Buford, just know that you are one of the luckiest girls/guys in the world.

Girl 1: WHAT!?! How’d you get yourself a Buford?!
Girl 2: Pure luck. I think I am officially the luckiest human I know.
Girl 1: *sighs with jealousy*

by Violet16 October 26, 2017

Buford Gene

The Buford Gene was discovered in 2007 by Dr. Schlossenger Beaufort in Austria. It is located on chromosomes 6 and 9 between the URA3 and LYS2 loci. The Buford gene has been determined to promote 5-fluoro-orotic acid (FOA) and a-aminoadipic acid (aAA) production. These chemicals are responsible for "awesomeness" in an individual by encouraging comfort in common situations as well as the ability to rise to all occasions. It also inhibits the production of b-galactosidase which is responsible for "lameness" in individuals. This gene has yet to be successfully cloned, as the Buford Gene can only be expressed from the original. The only known methods of obtaining the Buford Gene is through sexual reproduction with a known carrier.

The Buford Gene is responsible for all awesomeness in the world

by Qurtis1 June 25, 2010