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Small talk before moving on to the main subject or purpose of a meeting.
We’ll have a bit of how’s your bum for cracking walnuts before we raise the issue of the current trade inbalance
by Wordcracker October 10, 2020
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Cheeky Bum Secks

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The thing Dan and Phil have every night *coughs*...
Dan and Phil have the Cheeky Bum Secks every night.
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What Phan like to do in their spare time. In which the feminine partner bends over, and masculine partner swiftly thrusting into them.
AmazingPhil and Danisnotonfire started rubbing up against eachother preparing for their cheeky bum sex
by The_Dark_Lord_cthulhu February 1, 2015
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Bum Sausage

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A sausage has been inserted into an anus and then removed. This often taints the sausage with e-coli. It was started by an Albanian immigrant working at a supermarket in Ontario.
Man that Ontario bum sausage is giving me e-coli.
by NotAlbanian October 18, 2012
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Bum Sniffer

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That lucky guy who's wife or female friend lets him bend her over the couch and has her hold her ass cheeks open wide. He applys his nose close to her stink star and slowly inhales the aroma of her stink star as he jerks off to the pleasure of the scent and sight of her balloon knot. Possibly progressing further into becoming a bung licker or ultimateley an Anal Intruder.
Linda and I was really horny. I leaned her over the back of the couch and she spread her butt cheeks wide and held them that way. I leaned in and slowly inhaled that delicious funky odor of her bunghole over and over. I pumped away at my hard crank and knew I wouldn't last long. I licked at her gumhole and once I tasted that tangy balloon knot, I erupted like a volcano and gushed one of the biggest loads I've ever shot. I just love being her Bum Sniffer.
by The King Cornholer April 9, 2008
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Bum scoop

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A phrase used to describe some misleading information given to a person. The misleading information, or "the scoop," may, or may have not been intentionately misleading.
Johnny: "Hey Vinny, where you at?!" Vinny: "I'm uptown, uptown!" Johnny: "Tommy said you'd be downtown?!" Vinny: "I guess he gave you the bum scoop, huh?" Johnny: "Ahhhh, fugetaboutit!"
by JoeSchmoeMarine February 9, 2008
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