An odd funny looking person that runs on less energy but thinks he is just as bright as a normal person. He also seems to somehow cost you more time or money.
I work with this noob that drones on and on with his mindless drivel taking up all my time. He's such a gore bulb.
by CapnRon July 7, 2009
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B- "Ahh brown bulb dude, that place gave Woody the runs!"
B- "Ahh brown bulb dude, that place gave Woody the runs!"
by puppagandthefuriousfive April 30, 2010
Get the Brown Bulb mug.A somalian woman. The protruding forehead and teeth and the lump of hair at the back which is hidden under the usual somalian costume gives the head an appearance from the side which is similar to the shape of a light bulb.
Those light bulb heads are queueing at the benefits office at 8am every Tuesday and it doesn't open until 9.
by arsenalchris March 29, 2008
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by familyguy April 26, 2005
Get the dim bulb mug.When a girl attempts to give a guy a hand job, and she plays with his dick like she is screwing in a light bulb.
Usually given by Jewish girls named Steph.
Usually given by Jewish girls named Steph.
by Luke R. April 10, 2008
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The sharpest lightbulb in the box... being the broken one of course.
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A seemingly flattering compliment that is meant to be explained to the victim after they thank you.
The sharpest lightbulb in the box... being the broken one of course.
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A seemingly flattering compliment that is meant to be explained to the victim after they thank you.
A: You know what? You are the sharpest bulb in the box.
B: Awww, thanks that means a lot, :)
A: The sharpest one being the broken one of course.
B: Hey!
B: Awww, thanks that means a lot, :)
A: The sharpest one being the broken one of course.
B: Hey!
by Bewnam Ajnin April 23, 2008
Get the Sharpest Bulb mug.a nice way of refering to a person who is not smart or who does things that are ill-advised
See also: not the sharpest tool in the shed, a few bricks shy of a load, not playing with a full deck
See also: not the sharpest tool in the shed, a few bricks shy of a load, not playing with a full deck
Durwood: My uncle is not the brightest bulb on the porch.
Winthrop: Why do you say that?
Durwood: He saw a sign that said 'keep of the grass'... so flushed his stash o' hash down the drain.
Winthrop: Bloody 'ell!
Winthrop: Why do you say that?
Durwood: He saw a sign that said 'keep of the grass'... so flushed his stash o' hash down the drain.
Winthrop: Bloody 'ell!
by Hey-Johnny-Johnny June 11, 2006
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