muff bench

The female equivalent of tea bagging.

Tina snuck up on Dan while he was sleaping and gave him a muff bench.

by Dan Stark August 1, 2006

Bunch Of Gay

A phrase used to describe a person or situation that extremely sucks or is horrible.

1. Oh my god, did you hear they closed down the mall? What a bunch of gay.
2. Ew that dude was wearing a speedo. He's such a bunch of gay.

by BunchOfGayMaster October 6, 2008

benchracer

Bench racer is a person that talks about cars and racing but does not actually attend track/race events. He may have a car to race but chooses not to or is always in the garage tweaking a car and never takes it out.

Those that like to discuss racing but don't actually go are known as benchracer

by C7vetteboy July 15, 2014

bunchafuckinbullshit

Dana carvey describing his teenage son's reaction to authority

No son , I will not buy you beer* son replies that's a bunchafuckinbullshit as he does some kind of Shuffle out of the room

by hahcat November 28, 2016

Center Bench

The position a shitty player on a team plays.

"What position do you play?"
"Center bench."

by d. navy May 17, 2012

Coon Bench

A rare specimen of Apeius Fuckuglius. The Sambo that actually can support a family. These are rare and sightings number in the teens since records began in 1486.

Dave: How are you and the family, Winston?

Winston: we are all great. I'd love to chat but I must start work, I have a family back in my mud hut to support. I guess I'm a Coon Bench.

by Dr. Phil Yagash-Anass September 5, 2021

Boston Bench Press

When a fuck naked guy lays flat and lifts his fuck naked girl (or guy if he’s a bit homosexual) up and down on his erect dick, penetrating the girl/guy’s vagina or anus, simulating a bench press. It originated in Boston back in the American Revolution when horny colonists would kidnap British Redcoats and give them a Boston Bench Press in retaliation for raising taxes on the colonies and shutting down the port of Boston, thus coining the term. It is still widely practiced today as a training exercise for the New England Patriots as an ode to the team’s origins in Boston. It’s also just a good exercise if you can’t afford a gym membership or benching equipment.

Guy 1: Ayo you look totally ripped today did you start working out?
Guy 2: Absolutely.
Guy 1: That’s awesome bro, I work out too! What gym do you go to?
Guy 2: Oh I don’t go to the Gym, I just give my girlfriend a Boston Bench Press.

by InternetSlangPhD January 8, 2023