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sperm brothers

(n) Men who have had sexual intercourse with the same person.
Kevin Federline and Justin Timberlake are sperm brothers, as are Brad Pitt and Vince Vaughn.
by CBRO December 19, 2006
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Toilet Brother

Brandon became a toilet brother after he was in a bathroom stall and started licking the water in the toilet.
by ProudestWeebEver December 3, 2016
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Webskimo Brothers

When two guys acknowledge masturbating to the same porn star.

Similar to eskimo brothers, but in the form of masturbation.
Man 1: "Have you ever seen my girl Nikki Benz? She can get it!"

Man 2: "Funny you mention that, I just cleaned the pipes watching her get pounded out last night."

Man 1: "I guess that makes us webskimo brothers."
by bwet00 May 8, 2011
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Paul brothers

The worst people on the face of this earth (in order)- Jake Paul, Logan Paul, Hitler.

Jake Paul- A popular youtuber idiot children watch. (If you’re an older than 13 watching him.... what are you doing with your life?) He enjoys buying things he most likely shouldn’t have, and throwing fake moneyeverywhere. He also likes to hang out with the YOUNGES FLEXER OF THE CENTURY (who’s 9 if you forgot), Liltay. Jake Paul makes terrible, TERRIBLE songs, and even worse diss tracks. He got kicked off of Disney Channel for behavior on his channel, as a vlogger.
Logan Paul-An also popular man baby who got his younger brother, Jake Paul, famous off of his own vines and vlogs. Logan himself got famous off of Vine, the dead app, and eventually started a YouTube channel. Everything went downhill from there. He got a pomeranian, and a midget to drop college for him, has had “assistants” that he just screws around with. He likes breaking plates and spending shitloads of money on stuff that shouldn’t happen and he shouldn’t have. (Example: a school bus turned into a “party bus”) He filmed a suicide victim, and quit YouTube for months. Unfortunately he’s back on. He lost more than 2 million subscribers after that. He’s an idiot. An absolute, click baiting little shit.

Their parents spoiled the fuck out of them. They’re from Ohio. Jake even has this whole thing about “Ohio Fried Chicken”. Stay away from their channels. Don’t give the views they don’t deserve. The clickbait is real, guys.
Douche 9 year old (not Liltay):
Hey! Did you see that new Logan Paul vlog!

Douche 2: Yeah! So Liiiit. Did you see that hilarious Jake Paul vlog where he clickbaited?
Douche 1: Which one?

Douche 2: The most recent.
Douche 1: Yeah! So lit.

Douche 2: The Paul brothers are the best! I wanna be like them when I grow up.
Mom: FUCK NO.
by yourfavoriteh8r June 2, 2018
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Super Smash Brothers Melee

The best reason to own a Gamecube. Fighting game featuring characters from several different Nintendo franchises.
"Yo dude, it's Friday. Let's get drunk."
"Nuts to that. I play Smash Brothers with my friends on Friday."
"What, really? I love that game! Can I come?"
by Alhazad December 8, 2003
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Ur brother a mother

Has risen above all of the previous “ur ___” jokes like “ur mom gay” and “ur dad lesbian”. Any time this is said, Trump gets one inch closer to pressing the nuke button, and God himself falls to the floor and start weeping.
John: ur mom gay
Mike: ur da- no, don’t make me do it

John: do it faggot

Mike: ur brother a mother
*John fucking dies*
by Mikeyisameme March 21, 2018
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brœthers

A group of straight heterosexual males who are gay only for each other
I thought my new boyfriend was normal, but them I caught him cheating on me with his brœthers!
by FrostyTheBlowMan April 20, 2021
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