Broke Dick Dog

A very bad situation that you wouldn't wish on your worst enemy. Or in this case the lowliest creature on earth. A broke-dick dog.

Dutch: Hey Billy, give me a way out of this hole. Aerial says we are cut off.

Billy: The only way outta here is that valley that leads to the east. But I wouldn't wish that on a Broke Dick Dog.

by Marine0311 November 9, 2011

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A Navy term describing a sailor or piece of equipment that is not functioning properly...

1. Push that broke dick cannon overboard, its just added weight we don't need...
2. Tell that broke dick Private Pyle I said to get to work...

by The CopyCat January 13, 2008

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if it ain't broke don't fix it

do not try to repair it if it is not needed

As far as phones go, if it ain't broke don't fix it.

by The Return of Light Joker June 15, 2010

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Bob: "What seems to be the problem here, miss?"
Ugly ho on the side of the road: "Looks like my car's broke down, can you help me out?"
Bob: "That's not the only thing that's broke down. Later, skank."

by Nick D January 18, 2004

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broke-down, busted, and disgusted

When you have managed to sink to new lows, and can barely stand to look at your self in the mirror anymore, you, my friend, are broke-down, busted and disgusted. When you have reached that level, you know that you are truly pathetic. You are past pitiable. People cover their eyes nose, and ears when you walk by. There is no hope for you.

Derek had not bathed in two weeks, he had not moved from his bedroom in two months, and his friends had not talked to him in two years. The brother was broke-down, busted, and disgusted.

by Deven F. Baby March 4, 2009

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