Brooking around

A word commonly used amount friends to describe hanging out and doing nothing.

brooking around is another Wayne saying hanging out. Mate I have homework but I’ll brook around for a bit longer.

by Bigboss4873 November 11, 2019

rectal brooming

To take an object (broom handle, flashlight, Oscar Award, etc) and forcibly apply it against a person's anus with the intent to humiliate that person. Recipient may/may not be fully clothed at time of "brooming".

"Stop being such a baby, man. It's not like your mom was raped... it was just some innocent rectal brooming."

by FarkSpazz July 28, 2008

Brooping

Brooping is brushing while you take a poop. We do it because 1. We are in a hurry
2. It is a more comfortable form of brushing teeth.

Skills required: 1. Accurate spitting through the hole between your legs and into the toilet seat. 2. Remembering which hand holds the toothbrush and which holds the TP.

BRO1: Yo Brosizzle, how come your cock tastes like toothpaste?
BRO2: Well Brosuff, I was brooping like ten minutes ago and I totally spit toothpaste all over my dick!

by Pi2nkSti1nk May 7, 2011

Brooming

The act of shoving a broom(or any long object) up somebodies anus. Typically done to cause pain. Causes blood from the large intestine to appear on the broom when taken out

Yo, I Was brooming that guy so bad I could get the broom out of his butt.

by StrikerRamses March 20, 2019

Brooming

The act of a simultaneous double handjob under the table.

Tariq: Fancy brooming me?

Lauren: Whats that?

Tariq: A double hand-job

Lauren: ONLY GOT ONE HAND!!!

Tariq: :/

by JeetRhymesWithFeet November 28, 2011

BOOFING

Acronym: Belligerently Offering Only Falsehoods and Incoherent Nodding Gestures.

"I was BOOFING during the entire Judiciary Committee Hearing and passed!"

by Profane Comment September 30, 2018

Brooking

Self stimulation of the gentitals.

Brooking is self stimulation.

by Braedan May 1, 2006